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khaleesi: WHY IS JUSTIN BIEBER TRYING TO TELL ME HOW TO BE SEXY If these are the behaviours that attract a Bieber then goddamn is my hair down, my ‘cell’ shoved down my bra, my body dwarfed in circus tents and my flesh reeking of ripe salmon. MAINTAIN YOUR DISTANCE, FOUL EMBRYO. Don’t you have a girlfriend anyway? Get off my ass, Justin. I know I’m a fox, but calm yourself.

khaleesi:

WHY IS JUSTIN BIEBER TRYING TO TELL ME HOW TO BE SEXY

If these are the behaviours that attract a Bieber then goddamn is my hair down, my ‘cell’ shoved down my bra, my body dwarfed in circus tents and my flesh reeking of ripe salmon. MAINTAIN YOUR DISTANCE, FOUL EMBRYO. Don’t you have a girlfriend anyway? Get off my ass, Justin. I know I’m a fox, but calm yourself.

9 months ago on August 07, 2012 at 02:06am
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  1. ihavethatshirt said: More importantly, when did you repaint your nails?
  2. looneyngilo2 reblogged this from jawdust
  3. legochesters said: that is the least sexy thing I’ve ever seen
  4. violeteyelids said: i accidentally read “hair back, no makeup” as “hairY back, no makeup” and i was confused
  5. contentkiller said: he hates anime. All of his opinions are fucking invalid to me. And fuck you, Bieber; don’t tell me what to do.
  6. jawdust reblogged this from khaleesi and added:
    If these are the behaviours that attract a Bieber then goddamn is my hair down, my ‘cell’ shoved down my bra, my body...
  7. radicalcattitude reblogged this from khaleesi and added:
    Good now I can prepare for my eventual date and marriage to JB
  8. buckycaps said: too bad i don’t need no 18 year old boy telling me how to be sexy
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