WHY IS JUSTIN BIEBER TRYING TO TELL ME HOW TO BE SEXY
If these are the behaviours that attract a Bieber then goddamn is my hair down, my ‘cell’ shoved down my bra, my body dwarfed in circus tents and my flesh reeking of ripe salmon. MAINTAIN YOUR DISTANCE, FOUL EMBRYO. Don’t you have a girlfriend anyway? Get off my ass, Justin. I know I’m a fox, but calm yourself.
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- caperclaw said:that is the least sexy thing I’ve ever seen
- violeteyelids said:i accidentally read “hair back, no makeup” as “hairY back, no makeup” and i was confused
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- contentkiller said:he hates anime. All of his opinions are fucking invalid to me. And fuck you, Bieber; don’t tell me what to do.
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- buckycaps said:too bad i don’t need no 18 year old boy telling me how to be sexy
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