I’ve decided to bring wigs into mainstream. Wigs are awesome. You don’t have to be assed doing your hair while simultaneously looking epic. No mess, no fuss, no wax or gel or GHDs, just sexy plastic hair. Why don’t more people wear wigs? God, I love wigs. I also loved standing in the middle of the store shouting at my sister ‘TAKE THE DAMN PICTURE. LEARN TECHNOLOGY. I DON’T DO DUCK LIPS FOR JUST ANYONE, LADY’.
the only joan under the age of 70. lives for postmodern literature, sushi, pin-up, red lipstick, white wine, philosophy, 80s films, green tea, snuggies, musicals, olives, christian theology, wonder woman, cats, debate, downton abbey, cornwall, mcdonalds' breakfasts, dystopian science fiction, classic rock, vast quantites of caramel latte, tom cruise in assless chaps, criminal minds, apricot face scrub, cheese boards, bette davis, feminism, laughing at mormons, rare steak. reading english at exeter, cornwall campus. lives in a chapel. loves boys with afros. hates ginger sisters.