heroes-and-cons:

perfecti0nist:

christinaaaah:

robin-sparkles:

oh, anon. let me break it down for you.

  • HE WENT TO FILM SCHOOL
  • he apparently somehow took 55 hours and made a 3.5 which is NOT HUMANLY POSSIBLE
  • he appeared on 30 Rock as himself, “The Actor James Franco,” who was in love with (and common law married to) a Japanese body pillow
  • he also followed up roles in two highly acclaimed movies by approaching the producers of General Hospital to invent a character for him. A CHARACTER NAMED FRANCO.
  • he got his grandma to call the internet “a bunch of pussies”
  • and as evidenced by that last gif, HE IS WEARING A PERMANENT IRL TROLLFACE 24/7
  • EVERYTHING HE EVER DOES
  • and on top of it all he’s actually an incredibly talented actor who does all this shit JUST BECAUSE HE CAN

who does he troll, you ask?

UGH MARRY ME TRAMES TROLLO

Trolling is an art and he is an artist.

GO TO ALL THE COLLEGES

GET ALL THE AWARDS

EARN ALL THE DEGREES

BECOME PROFESSIONAL TROLL

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