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Billionaire Playboys Out on the Job

Stark asks why Bruce insists to keep his identity as secret

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jerumebrunneng:

An image of a page from The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy, describing The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy, on an e-reader that resembles The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy.

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hubstar:

and alas, one miraculous year, they all did 

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So Supernatural is that really nice girl who went to her first house party and ran around naked and had sex in the bathroom and called everyone names but really she just made bad choices and so you can’t hate her? And when she sobers up and asks what happened…you lie and say nothing?

Megan on Supernatural’s season-that-shall-not-be-named (6)

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William Shakespeare: Titus Andronicus

“James Franco will teach a class of twelve graduate students about adapting poetry into film. “

YOU NEED TO STOP, FRANCO.

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James Franco to represent the US at the Venice Biennale 2011

The Museum of Modern Art is pleased to announce the selection of James Franco (b. 1978, Palo Alto, CA) as the artist to represent the United States at the 2011 Venice Biennale. The State Department’s Bureau of Educational and Cultural Affairs selected Franco following a split and reportedly contentious recommendation of the Federal Advisory Committee on International Exhibitions (FACIE) that reviewed proposals received through an open competition.

Franco is regarded as one of the most innovative actors, film directors, screenwriters, film producers, and painters of his generation, often cited as a catalyst for the recent shift in much international artistic practice toward conceptual and performative uses of language and the body. In work encompassing film, theater, video, installation, body sculpture, nudity, and make-up, Franco continually engages mundane situations and inter-personal communication only to subvert them through paradoxical visual and linguistic manipulation. The exhibition will explore recurrent themes that figure in Franco’s oeuvre across the many mediums he employs and will represent the United States in the American Pavilion at the 54th Venice Biennale.”

http://edwardwinkleman.blogspot.com/2010/04/franco-to-represent-us-at-venice.html

This guy is the most successful fucking troll in the world.

bohemea:

James Franco - GQ UK Style by Inez & Vinoodh, 2011

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At age 28, ten years after dropping out, Franco decided to go back to college. He enrolled in a couple of UCLA extension courses (literature, creative writing) and found them so magically satisfying—so safe and pure compared with the world of acting—that he threw himself back into his education with crazy abandon. He persuaded his advisers to let him exceed the maximum course load, then proceeded to take 62 credits a quarter, roughly three times the normal limit. When he had to work—to fly to San Francisco, for instance, to film Milk—he’d ask classmates to record lectures for him, then listen to them at night in his trailer. He graduated in two years with a degree in English and a GPA over 3.5. He wrote a novel as his honors thesis.

You know what I got a D in? Acting Class. [laughs]
Yeah, they gave me a D in acting class. Actually, just because I did 127 hours and that was in March and April so I missed all the classes.

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robin-sparkles:

oh, anon. let me break it down for you.

  • HE WENT TO FILM SCHOOL
  • he apparently somehow took 55 hours and made a 3.5 which is NOT HUMANLY POSSIBLE
  • he appeared on 30 Rock as himself, “The Actor James Franco,” who was in love with (and common law married to) a Japanese body pillow
  • he also followed up roles in two highly acclaimed movies by approaching the producers of General Hospital to invent a character for him. A CHARACTER NAMED FRANCO.
  • he got his grandma to call the internet “a bunch of pussies”
  • and as evidenced by that last gif, HE IS WEARING A PERMANENT IRL TROLLFACE 24/7
  • EVERYTHING HE EVER DOES
  • and on top of it all he’s actually an incredibly talented actor who does all this shit JUST BECAUSE HE CAN

who does he troll, you ask?

UGH MARRY ME TRAMES TROLLO

Trolling is an art and he is an artist.

GO TO ALL THE COLLEGES

GET ALL THE AWARDS

EARN ALL THE DEGREES

BECOME PROFESSIONAL TROLL