The BIG Girls Code: A Guide to Living LARGE and FABULOUS!
(photos: Jeff Newton Photography; dress:Unique Vintage; veil: The Sunflower Stand Etsy Shop)
It is a reaction against mainstream society that would have me branded as lazy and dumb.
I do not impose this code on anyone else. I chose to follow this simply because it is a creative way of making the beauty of my interior evident in my exterior. This is my way of being.
My BIG Girls Code:
1) I pledge never to leave my home without my hair back combed BIG and high with PRIDE.
2) I pledge never to leave my home without my makeup done, ENHANCING all my natural beauty.
3) I pledge always to wear clothes that fit tight, accentuating, and showing off all my CURVES. Not hiding my body behind over-sized clothes (pajamas and sweat pants are out of the question).
4) I pledge to have fun with what I wear: wearing bright colors, polka dots, stripes and things that sparkle, showing off my inner LIGHT.
5) I pledge never to wear a bag that is smaller than one half of my butt cheeks (this may sound silly, but having an itty bitty bag that hides under your armpit is not for me). I like extravagance and a bag that sends a message. BIGGER IS BETTER!
6) I pledge to work hard and give each task my one hundred percent, even taking on greater challenges to STANDOUT and SHINE.
7) I pledge to practice self-love by making an effort to pamper myself when I feel good, when I feel blue, or when I feel stressed (i.e. mani’s, pedi’s, face masks).
8) I pledge to try my best to be conscious of keeping my good health in two important areas: a) by putting more natural things in and on my body, feeling guilt-free when I slip up, and taking immense pleasure in eating; b) by practicing more of the physical activities I enjoy (i.e. dancing and jiggling my bits, making out, and having SEX).
- La Chica Mas Fina